04
Jun
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i am married to feferi, and i am a stay at home dad. what
i live in a mansion, with no kids, in the land of quarts and melody.
i’m married to DAAAAAAAAVE and i’ll be a ceo of crocker corp
ehi’ll live in a house and have 4 or more kids
jesus christ all that sexand live in the land of heat and clockwork
I’m married to Karkat, I’m a DJ, I’ll live in an apartment, have two kids, and live in the land of Wrath and Angels.
(Source: fuq-all-u-hos)
Father—
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.
So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??
DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME
You can tell he was thinking it too. Just look at his face.
(Source: cast1el)
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
See this toy? That’s a little toy of the Pokemon “Geodude” I got out of a cereal box when I was a little kid. I loved that toy. I carried it around with me everywhere I went. One day, I was walking in the garden with my dad and it fell out of my pocket. I looked everywhere for it and I couldn’t find it. I cried and cried and cried and cried. I was a little kid and I seriously felt that I just lost one of my closest friends
I was in the garden today and I happened to look down at the ground and I saw it half buried looking up at me. I honestly can’t believe that I found this. I lost this toy sometime around 10-15 years ago and there it was, just sitting there in plain sight. Honestly, it’s probably been buried a little bit underground for years and it just resurfaced when the garden was plowed earlier this spring
I’m a grown ass man now and I feel like I’ve just been reunited with an old friend. You can make fun of me all you want, but that’s how I feel. I also feel like that I have just reconnected with a piece of my childhood, a time back when things were much, much simpler
3eep:
Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.
Why am I so stupid
oh my god
GAMZEE
IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.
reblogs again because TEREZI
NOW WE JUST NEED DAVE